======== Subject: CW '99 Report: OSA Falls for Electronic Warfare Ruse From: Don NOTs Date: Thu, 09 Dec 1999 13:13:23 -0800 Message-ID: <091219991313231039%wkohler@gmx.de> We all know that OSA monitors the internet (hi Rhea!) but do they also intercept radio transmissions? The recent Clearwater picket seemed to be as good a time as any to find out. On Saturday, the 4th of December 1999 at approximately 09:30 hours, I pulled Gregg Haglund aside and asked whether he was interested in assisting me in a signals intelligence operation directed against OSA. Gregg was the perfect candidate because of his military background. He readily agreed. The plan was a simple one: to use radio transmissions to create a phantom army of picketers and see whether $cientology would take the bait and react. Armed with a single channel, push-to-talk walkie-talkie each, we headed off our separate ways, agreeing to be in radio contact from 11:30 hours onward. Our radio chat went along the following lines: -Don NOTs this is ElRon: Come in please, over. -ElRon this is Don Nots: I read you with Five, over. -Don NOTs this is ElRon: What's the status of the mission, over. -ElRon this is Don Nots: Execute Plan Alpha Romeo Delta Bravo, over. -Don NOTs this is ElRon: Plan Alpha Romeo Delta Bravo acknowledged. How many picketers? Over. -ElRon this is Don Nots: Count on two blue busses with Eight-Zero pax, over. -Don NOTs this is ElRon: Roger. I'll get money from Minton to feed them, over. -ElRon this is Don Nots: Excellent. They will arrive at 14:30 hours and are to be deployed at the back of the Fort Harrison. - The clams will never know what hit them, over. -ElRon this is Don Nots: Roger that, stand-by for further instructions. Timecheck? -Don NOTs this is ElRon:timecheck 11:55. -ElRon this is Don Nots: 11:55 acknowledged. Out. For the next couple of hours, Gregg and I would chat every 20 minutes or so. I'd give him updates on the status of the busses and we'd pass 'codewords' back and forth. All discussions between the 'blue busses' and myself was done using 'the secure line'. At two forty-five, I got my final message from Gregg about the busses having arrived When I arrived back at the hotel in the evening, I strolled into the bar for a post-picket beer. Gregg and several other SPs immediately dropped to their knees and bowed before me. Gregg, laughing hysterically, filled me in as to what happened with the 'Blue Packages'. At 2:30, he went to the back of the Fort Harrison to see if OSA reacted to our bogus radio transmissions. What he saw back there was better than our wildest dreams: at least 10 OSA and Co$ security guards were at the back of the hotel listening intently to their radios as well as their scanners. When they saw Gregg, they freaked, each of them talking feverishly into their walkie-talkies at the same time. Then it got wierder. For some inexplicable reason, two big blue tour busses decided to drive down toward the back of the Fort Harrison at that very moment. It was at this time that Gregg sent his final message to me: "Don NOTs this is ElRon: The Blue Packages have arrived." The OSA guys collectively soiled their underwear and called in to the Clearwater Police. The police came charging to the back of the hotel and wondered what the emergency was all about. The OSA guys pointed to the two blue busses heading toward them. As they looked on in anticipation, the busses, filled with Baptist children on their way back from a picnic, slowly cruised by the smirking cops and angry OSA guys. Finally, the $cienos knew they had been had. To Review: Cost of Operation: $0.00 Enturbulation Factor: High Amusement Value: High That is all. Don NOTs SP5 -- Hot, Hot, Hot: www.xenu-city.net ======== Subject: CW '99 Report: Orange Dots, Anyone ? From: Don NOTs Date: Thu, 09 Dec 1999 14:27:32 -0800 Message-ID: <091219991427328572%wkohler@gmx.de> What $cientology simply doesn't understand is that every time they overreact to something, they give their critics the chance to turn cult actions upside down. Think of it as a judo move -- we use the cult's own weight to throw it into a well-lighted area where it can be examined and ridiculed by passers-by. To illustrate this, let us examine the orange dots spray-painted by the Co$ onto the streets and sidewalks of Clearwater during the evening of 2 December 1999. The cult painted these orange dots 10 feet out from the property lines of all their buildings and holdings in Pinellas County, Florida. By doing so, they not only unintentionally revealed the locations of every Co$ property in the county, defaced public property and upset local law inforcement but gave Co$ critics an excellent opportunity to mock and humiliate them. The plan was quite simple. The morning after they painted the dots, I went over to an office supply store and purchased two packages of round orange stickers of the kind shopkeepers use to tag their wares. With 400 one-inch in diameter stickers in each pack, I now had in my hand 800 things to make $cientology look stupid. I headed down to where people were picketing and handed out sheet after sheet of the stickers. We wore them on our shirts, our signs and some even on their faces. We were the line. We were a moving wave of orange dots that $cientology couldn't control or scrub away. The media loved it. A huge picture of our orange dot action appeared the SP Times and all the local stations used it that very evening as a way to lead into the idiocy of the Co$ defacing the county with orange spraypaint. The cult was ordered by the police to clean up the mess they made and had RPF teams scouring the pavement that very evening. To Review: Total Cost: $13.17 Enturbulation Factor Medium Effectiveness: High That is all. Don NOTs SP5 -- Hot, Hot, Hot: www.xenu-city.net