Reasons to Picket -
Church of Scientology Mission of Honolulu is a run down trailer home!
From: "ObiWogKinobi"
Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
Subject: Enturbulation in paradise, "mission" impossible
Date: Sun, 18 Jul 1999 00:57:12 -1000
Message-ID: <3791b2a6.0@news2.lightlink.com>
Church of Scientology Mission of Honolulu
6172 May Way
Honolulu
Hawaii 96821
Phone: 808-396-4471
Looking at the above cut-and-paste from the $(!en+0L0gy bullshit
page of www.smi.org, one would probably expect that address to be
a repository of hubbards brainsick suppositories of mental
excrement, known more commonly as d!@e+!($ and $(!en+0L0gy.
If so, you would be wrong.
In the time honored tradition of $(!en+0L0gy, the facts seem to
be just a little bit off of the $(!en+0L0gy statements.
I'll pause while everyone gasps in shock at the concept.
...
Ok, that should be enough.
The only thing there is a run down trailer home. I assume that
the place might even have been the address of a pack of lunatics
practicing that shit once upon a time, but there sure doenst
appear to be any there now. No signs, banners, or posters.
No poor abused BT's screaming in agony as they are brutally
denied their civil rights and wrongfully evicted by their
rightful home.
No Badass Masturr Oatee Wizurds blasting me with Intention Beemz,
Cosmic rays, the force, H-bombs, or Oatee Powurrz.
Just plain nothing.
Just to be sure, I gave em a call (from a pay phone of course).
Hell, the number's on the same page....maybe i just got the wrong
6172 may way. But, if the babe who answered the phone knew what
she was talking about, I had "reached a number that has been
disconnected, or is no longer in service." ($(!en+0L0gy helped
me!! $(!en+0L0gy helped me with my budget.....i saved 35 cents on
that call by virtue of them not being there to answer it!)
So at least the mission is gone, if it ever was there to begin
with. I don't know where to check on that, as I'm fairly sure the
local lunatic club at the Org would be incommunicado on the whole
thing. If anyone can offer a hint as to who to check with to find
out when they shut down, i'd be happy to do so.
The Org is on the edge of downtown Honolulu, not too far from
chinatown. It's small, out of the way, and has pretty poor
visibility. The chances of oodles of poor innocent wogs and raw
meat wandering in seems pretty low. The street is narrow, and
with the cars parked on the curb directly in front of the damn
place, they pretty much block the "hey, come give us money" and
"your mind is a weapon, come let us disarm you" signs they have
all over the place. Of course, picketing it would be an effort in
futility, as you'd suffer the same lack of visibility. But if
anyone's out here on the rock and feels like swinging by to laugh
at them, let me know.
--Obi Wog
Proud resident of a $(!en+0L0gy-free state (no orgs or missions
in my home state!)
Proudly residing at of one of THE sites of INCIDENT II !!!! I
can see the nuked volcano from my apartment!
SP-apprentice
